step 1: go to safeway with some money

step 2: if they dont have the siracha sauce it wont work and you should just get a toasted pesto sandwich instead
weep

step 3: the spicy alex uses standard hoagie roll, with sriracha sauce spread onto both top and bottom

step4: the bread should then be toasted, so the sauce mates with the bread

step 5: layer turkey and bell pepper slices onto the bread, with some more siracha sauce on each layer (tomato and lettuce should also be layered if you arent a picky eater baby)

step 6: pay for sandwich and get lots of napkins incase thigns get SAUCEY

step 7: god damn i want one i miss them so much

“Today Americans would be outraged if U. N. troops entered Los Angeles to restore order; tomorrow they will be grateful! This is especially true if they were told there was an outside threat from beyond, whether real or promulgated, that threatened our very existence. It is then that all people of the world will plead with world leaders to deliver them from this evil. The one thing every man fears is the unknown. When presented with this scenario, individual rights will be willingly relinquished for the guarantee of their well being granted to them by their world government.”

-Henry Kissinger at 5/21/92 Bilderberg Conference in Evian, France